Brooke Burke gives birth to pornstar

Brooke Burke gave birth to a baby girl on Monday with husband David Charvet. Burke, who has an incredible ability to slim down quickly after childbirth, will soon be looking great even after three children.

Heaven Rain weighed in at 6 pounds, 8 ounces, measured 18 3/4 inches long and apparently was named by her mom. Burke, 35, also has two daughters, six-year-old Neriah and four-year-old Sierra Sky, with her first husband, “Extreme Makeover” plastic surgeon Garth Fisher.

The guaranteed sign that you’re talking to a child of a celebrity is the ridiculous name. “Pilot Inspektor” is, of course, the Holy Grail and High Lord over all other celeb children names, but “Heaven Rain” is up there. At my count, there are ten (10!) female porn stars with either the name “Heaven” or “Rain.” Names like this are the reason I think men should be able to give both their last AND first name to their children — so you don’t have some exhausted postnatal woman pulling shit out of her ass within ten seconds of the baby popping out.