Celebrity Rehab Update

Right now we have three big names in drug rehab. Pete Doherty (who probably should set up permanent residence), Mike Tyson (who probably needs mental help as well), and Lindsey Lohan (who has treated her time in rehab like us peons go on vacation). So how is going for them?

Lets start with Lohan. Her mom says, “She’s amazing. She’s great and she’s happy. She’s in a really good space right now. It’s wonderful at Wonderland - how cheesy” How nice.

How bout Iron Mike? Well, he hasn’t bitten anyone’s ear off (yet) so far so good. Sources say of the former boxer, “humblest, sweetest, and most genuinely considerate celebrities.” Wow, Iron Mike has a soft side.

And as for Pete Doherty, well, there are claims that Kate Moss and him having been duking out lately. So it sounds like status quo over in that camp.